I got a girl number and she has already decided we’re going on a date.
Guys! Guys! Aaaah excitement!
I’m over it.
This is directed at someone who may never read this, and its all jumbled and spontaneous, so please bear with me.
I’ve taken a couple days to think about where I stand with you, and I’ve decided our relationship has come to a point where its cancerous, or at least it would be if it continued on like this.
We used to be so close, I would have given so much to spend time with you, but since I moved to Washington, you’ve been separating yourself over time.
I let you walk all over me and that has made me undesirable, or maybe it was impossible from the start, but I called off a romantic involvement for you. I ditched my friends and moved two states away to be closer to you and now we’re not even friends and that sucks.
It sucks that we’ve been distancing ourselves since you moved and I moved in, but the worst is that some stupid argument regarding Scarlet Johansson as Black Widow was the final nail in the coffin.
Oh, but that’s just like you, isn’t it? You assume the highest knowledge, you make your opinion a fact and if someone else, no matter who it is, disagrees with your divine opinion, they’re cast out of your life permanently.
I don’t want to sound mean, but its the truth! You constantly insulted me as well, calling me names like a child, yet treating me like I was the child. You had me wrapped so tight around your finger. I would have done ridiculous things just to hang out and goof off with you.
Now I’m free of being judged by my best friend for every action I take. I’m free of constantly trying to impress you and receiving only insults. I doubt you’ll decide you want to talk to me again, but if you do, things will be on my terms, not yours.
Its a terrible shame, though. I loved you. I still love you. I may always love you. But I don’t care anymore, and I’ve moved on.
Things I’ve learned from Once Upon A Time
I’ll be updating this every now and then.
- Some men fight better holding a baby.
- Evil Queen REALLY loves her apples.
- To be an evil witch, one must talk with a really throaty voice and alternate from high to low pitch at the beginning of every sentence.
- I want to have sex with Red Riding Hood.
- Preference of cinnamon in hot chocolate is genetically inherited.
- Don’t fuck with Emma Swan. She’ll cut down your apple tree with an implausibly easily acquired chainsaw.
Okay,
Once Upon a Time has definitely interested me. Episode one was quite well done and I am eagerly going in to episode 2. That evil queen is a poisonous bitch. Henry is awesome. Emma is awesome. Everything has been awesome and I already have a few questions.
